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MariaDelaMorte Profile Information

Here I am, the monster under your bed.
Age 40 From Fort Lauderdale, Florida - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm Fabulous. A little intense. But fabulous.
Hm...let's see...I'm really into horror movies, zombies in general, etc. Dark comedies...any comedies. Comics and cartoons...serious buissines. I've been working on my own comin book forever now. I imagine
I'll finish it sometime befor I die.
Crap, I don't know how to describe myself. I enjoy: rainbows, unicorns, zombies, skeletal remains, hearts, flowers, Deadpool, The Joker, the original Little Mermaid story where the mermaid decides not to stab the prince to death for chosing some other chick and then runs off and commits suicide, and having a well cultivated and sick sence of humor....Oh, righty, art; drawing, painting, photography, fx make up,the lives of saints and tatoos.BTW, if you are in fact a serial killer (I assume you are) please skip the stalking and lets get right on to the battle to the death. I'm a busy gal, ya hear? Things to do! Pointless things!!.If me being a commited stoner is a problem, feel free to kick rocks.
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Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 2 (1.57 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Other
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Agent of Chaos
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Strange, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Camping, Cooking, Dining, Exercising, Family, Internet, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Travel, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Dress-up, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I feel like I've answered this..

1. Please do not make me your next victem in your ****ed up house of horrors made out of dates gone wrong.

2. Let's smoke

3. Let's go somewhere in public in full cosplay gear and act totaly casual....

4. Let's take over the world...or hit up a comic book shop or somthing.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
Get my comics, other writing and "Art" published....
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Nature, Religious, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
...getting stoned and fetting into some good ole' fashioned shenanigans! Ride a unicorn? Watch chia pets grow? Steal the Batmobile? Blow my cat's mind with a laser pointer? The possibilities are endless!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Whom so ever catches my eye, I guess. Mabey if Norman Reedus and Rob Zoimbie had a son, i don't ****ing know man. I really preffer to be with someone on the artsy side, we would have way more in common that way. I just want an honest, cool guy. I wanna be able to be myself, and I want you to do the same. What does anyone want? Someone to be happy with.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Committed
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