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Idiot-savant Wunderkind
Age 39 From Chicago, Illinois - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
Oh golly, where to begin. Is that a question? It's always said as a statement and is more of a rhetorical question anyway - I'm a dork. I'm open minded and sensitive and a whole other bunch of bullshit that you're supposed to say about yourself on these sites so girls will find you attractive and think you're not like all the rest. I only ever met someone from a dating site one time. We met at Spot 6 in Chicago. We talked briefly and then she proceeded to make out with the guy and girl sitting next to her. I feeling a bit akwatd proceeded to leave. So my expectations are...well you get the picture. I love Dance Dance Revolution. I hate emo kids. And badgers scare me.
Sign  
Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Middle Eastern, Native American, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
actor, soon to be personal trainer
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Playing Cards, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Jumping on a bus not knowing where it is going and having to talk the entire time...or going to Lincoln Park Zoo and laughing at the red-assed baboons - oh the monkey, nature's clown.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
lots of things - and short of injuring someone else, I'd probably do it.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Jewish
I Attend Services  
Once A Month
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, Ambient, Dance, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Comic, Fantasy, History, Music, Political, Reference, Poetry, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Clubbing baby seals

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I'm looking for a great deal on a new car - really, i have no idea what I'm looking for.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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