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I am the lamest!
Age 45 From Cleveland, Ohio - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
I drink an Ensure every morning. They said I couldn't do it, but here I am. Also, I have a lot of socks.
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Student
My Speciality Is  
Legal
My Job Title Is  
Boss of Nothing
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Trying New Things, Sleeping, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
All you can eat dinner theater
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I don't enjoy trying.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is  
I guess I'd like a statue.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Romance, Documentary, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Metal, I'm A Recording Artist, Ambient, Soul, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Philosophy, Political, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Stratego!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Humor, Oddities, Power
What Do You Look For?  
I look for marvelous internet people. I love you all.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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