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What in the hell is the world coming to?
Age 45 From Swansea, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Arms
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
Dull and uninteresting.
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Flirtatious, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cars
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I've been on the ideal first date a couple of times and in a variety of ways. Thing is, whether it be a great concert, a fabulous meal, a romantic day in the park with rowing boats and ice cream or a windy walk followed by camping out the first date scenario doesnt matter a damn if you arent with someone you click with. I've never clicked so frankly I dont care what the set up is for a first date.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Lenny Henry. For crimes against comedy. And when trying him I'd be the judge, jury and executioner and it would not be a fair trial. Short though. To be fair this attitude can be applied to very many people in my opinion, he got it because I just heard him on the radio.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, A Troll, Obscure, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Conservative
My Goal In Life Is  
To never have to try and successfully communicate what I am like as a person to complete strangers through the medium of little boxes like this. Ever again.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Soul, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
An arguement. A long, many staged, well constructed arguement with points scored and saliet observations and references made by both (or all) sides. An arguement where either participant could be right but the passion and belief of each individual is such that either truly believes that they have the better slant on things and whilst willing to listen to the other side is steelily determined to win.
Fuelled by alcohol.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
My boots.
Regularly, wherever I leave them some bugger always comes and moves them elsewhere. Drives me friggin mad.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed
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