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darkmonkey Profile Information

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers
Age 43 From North York, Ontario - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a spontaneous person who always finds the fun in any situation... every day is a twisted adventure! Love industrial/ebm/rock/metal and think tattoos and piercings are hot...
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Other, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Customer Service
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Dining, Theater, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
completely unpredictable
I've Always Wanted To Try  
everything... once.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
to die with no regrets.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Romance, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Industrial, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Fiction, Horror
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Chilling in the park with some vodka and orange crush until dawn, dancing like no one is watching, playing cheesy video games, watching hockey (Go Wings!) and building lego!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Someone who knows when to be serious, and when to laugh... as long as laughing wins, most of the time!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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