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Straight outta the Baton Rouge Safe Zone
Age 42 From Asheville, North Carolina - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Binary
I Would Describe Myself As  
My birth name is Wang Chung and I came to this country from Hong Kong where I was falsely accused of the murder of a leading member of the local Tong. In vain I tried to prove my that I was innocent, but I was forced to flee. Now, I'm all alone. A desperate man on the edge of....I'm sorry I couldn't resist. None of that's true. The truth(?) is my name is Jacob and I'm from Louisiana. I'm deathly afraid of noodles, I love horror movies, I might be a genius, and I have all of my toes. Do you?
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Thick
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Retired
My Job Title Is  
Blackhearted Fiend
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
The ultimate conquest of Earth and the subjugation of it people's to my will. But seriously folks, I'm at present trying to follow my dream and become a private investigator. This will hopefully help me in my bid for world *****ation. Baby steps, people.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, Classical, Blues, Ambient, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Anthology, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Instructional, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I enjoy going to restaurants, finding people that are talking and laughing REALLY loudly, and making up my own little conversations for them. I also enjoy scheming, plotting, lurking, the occult, and water polo.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I'll let you know when she makes parole and I find her.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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