If I ever tried taking life seriously I'd be forced to beat someone! It's short enough already damnit! If you can't handle that, bite me.

Touro

Mediano

1.88 m

Marrons

Caucasiana

Nunca Casado

Não

Sim

Mãos

Marcado/a

Marrons

Peixe

Sim

Diploma Universitário

Estudante

Comida / Restaurante

Home Chef

Com Colega(s) de Quarto

Tudo Está Calmo

Sim - Tentando Parar

Sim - Socialmente

O/A Calminho/a

Barulhento, Observador, Amigável, Cômico/a, Extrovertido/a, Estranha

Artes & Artesanato, Ler, Aprender, Música, Filmes, Jogos, Cozinhar, Jardinagem, Acampar, Caçar / Pescar, Voluntariado, Computadores

Sair Com Os Amigos, Festas, Experimentar Novas Coisas, Cinema

Not would be, should be private. A romantic dinner for two at a park or somewhere outside where we can see the night sky, but won't have visitors coming to spoil the night. The rest you will learn firsthand or not at all.

One of those fabled things I've read about..."A stable relationship". I'm not sure why, but the desperate recovering gam players find me everywhere I go. I'll play Risk, or Life, even full contact monopoly, but I don't go for the head games.

Amigável, Encrenqueiro/a, Alguém Com Quem as Outras Pessoas Queiram Estar, Legal

Espiritualizado Mas Não Religioso

Nunca

The great American dream, wife, kids, couple of dobermans for the kids to play with, and to be remembered.

Seco / Sarcástico, Amigável, Pateta, Obscuro/a, Sadista

Notícias, Documentários, Educativo

Comédia, Terror

Antiguidade, Antologia, Biografia, Quadrinhos, Fantasia, Ficção, História, Casa & Jardim, Educativo, Matemática, Música, Filosofia, Referência, Ciência, Ficção Científica, Técnica, Sou um escritor

Setting fire to Christmas trees decorated with the heads and limbs of my enemies.
OR
Watching myself on the news run screaming from my house covered in flour after a tragic baking and/or cooking experiment seconds before a frozen turkey is launched through the roof 2oo feet.

Hell, I don't know. Get me good and liquored up and I'm up for damn near anything. Just as long as it's not a bandit jump, I prefer to be sober for those. Hell, I'll be the one coming up with the ideas as soon as I'm plastered. Not all of them are good ideas, but I refer you to the airborne frozen turkey incident. Clean up was a bitch, but I learned a valuable lesson...NEVER assume tequila's "just a drink", and NEVER put a frozen turkey on top of a homemade pressure cooker to "see what'll happen". I'm not sure where the flour came in, but I'm sure it was part of the gravy recipe.

Inteligência, Ousadia, Esquisitices, Consideração Pelos Outros

The eyes. If this is confusing, we can deal with it when we meet.

Amigo, Encontro