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Something Witty And Attention-Grabbing
Age 38 From Bakersfield, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
The name's Nell.

I have a seriously twisted sense of humor, tend to calculate the odds of horrific events happening, and then picture them taking place in an absurdly cartoonish manner. I've often considered doing a webcomic in this manner, but then I started reading Something Positive and discovered that hundreds of people already do that. It was reassuring to discover artistic ability isn't actually required, but not so enticing when I realized how common it actually is.

When I get insomnia, I like to read encyclopedias and watch the Discovery Channel. Or watch music videos and celebreality shows. It's all about keeping a balance. I probably have enough random facts, both intellectual and pop culture related, stored within my chunk of gray matter to win any episode of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?.

The only music I'm capable of playing is via Rock Band and Guitar Hero, but I'm still obsessed with it and like to pretend I'm a rock star when I'm driving around. This generally involves singing louder than the music, and often also entails air guitar or drumming on the steering wheel. Though I'm strongly considering finally investing in a guitar and some lessons, so I can do more than simply pretend I can shred.

I'm a pretty liberally-minded person, but I do demand for all things to be grounded in fact and logic. I believe that choice is the most fundamental right granted by nature, in that everyone is born with free will. The only time I advocate the loss of choice is when one's choices will inflict harm on another.
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Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Chest
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is  
Receptionist
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Observant, Comedic, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Trying New Things, The Movies, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Once A Week
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Science Fiction

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date
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