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malice14u Profile Information

Ramblings of a Pez Junky
Age 45 From Houston, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Old school punk/goth. Works in the club scenes. Seeking a decent gal into similar interests.
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Municipal / Law Enforcement
My Job Title Is  
Private Police / Security
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Photography, Cooking, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I don't know but it will involve flowers, pez, and duct tape I'm sure
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Finding out if there really is a 5th dentist and why he doesn't prefer trident too.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Jewish
I Attend Services  
Once A Month
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
Be President. Have "All Hail the Chief" remade into an industrial version Hansel und Gretel and played as I come off Airforce One.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Metal, Electronic, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Classic, Comic, Fiction, History, Humor, Mystery, Poetry, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Putting on good quality music events for bands, their fans, and mine. Hanging out at clubs. Dating. Go-Karts. Randomness

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I'm a shallow fat guy. I need a hot gal at my side who can keep up with me. And who can hold a good conversation.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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