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Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, Spanish |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | Intellectual without being well-read. Dark, silly, and absurdist sense of humor. Laid-back mostly, but upbeat when the occasion calls for it. I dabble in creative writing, journalism, and geek/punk culture but not too heavily. Just wanting to know the touch of a good woman before I die, like most men. |
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| Sign | Capricorn |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Slim |
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| My Height Is | 5' 7 (1.7 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Black |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Belly Button |
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| Body Art | Scarred |
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| My Hair Is | Black |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | High School Diploma |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Unemployed |
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| My Speciality Is | Student |
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| My Job Title Is | Dirt Kicker |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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| I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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| At Home | All Is Calm |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Trying To Quit |
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| I Drink | Yes - One Or Two |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Class Clown |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Dark |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Cooking, Playing Cards, Computers |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | The Movies, Sleeping, Playing Dress-up |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Long romantic walk on the beach at night, followed by seal harpooning |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Getting laid |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Cool, Obscure, I Don't Have Any Friends |
Views
| My Religion Is | Agnostic |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | Anarchist |
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| My Goal In Life Is | To beat the system |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | I Never Laugh |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Documentaries, Dramas, I Don't Like Tv |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Vacuum Cleaner Noises |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | I'm An Author |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Good Looks, Money |
