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I Would Describe Myself As | I am a semi psychotic (ish) goatee sporting artist. I enjoy movies and internet fun. OOO, also love video games, comics, and other nerdish things that would prevent society from pestering me while i am really wearing a tin foil hat near my television so the TV people know where to find me ... so as i may brain them and drink their knowledge... their succulent TV people knowledge. Also i enjoy short walks on long beaches and maiming children ... with long yards of wood from the most romantic of cherry blossom trees. In case you were worried if i have ripped abs, fear not, i will not burden those wishing to cuddle with my meats to have to allow their head to rest upon a stomach of stone ... i have adequately prepared a resting nest of warm, slightly above average, loving chunk. |
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Sign | Sagittarius |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | A Few Extra Pounds |
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My Height Is | 5' 9 (1.75 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Blue |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
My Education Level Is | University Degree |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Part-time |
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My Speciality Is | Art / Music / Literature |
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I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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At Home | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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I Drink | Yes - One Or Two |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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My Social Behavior Is | Loud, Anti-social, Comedic, Dark, Strange |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Theater, Playing Cards, Computers |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | Not having a car, i would have to pick up the date by foot. We would walk to our favorite eatery and ... eat, i would assume. We would do the usual banter, and soon after we have cased and robbed the joint, we would frolic through back alleys to allude any law folk. Perhaps we would meander by the river for the view ... or the beach for the smell of mob-buried bodies recently covered in shallow graves ... because I am a classic romantic at heart. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | having ****in an airport ... not where one can be secretive ... like in the main terminal where there are pretzels and fat kids with balloons. |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy |
Views
My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | Wanton destruction? Mayhem? Petting turtles? juggling? I should be serious ... i dont juggle. Does squirrel hunting count? Dont worry i keep it very sporting. I only use a garbage bag and a boxing glove, and i give the squirrels tiny katanas. So far my score is 25-67. Oh and i guess ****should be included. But not the usual kinda **** i like the kinda ****that reminds a gal of a great roller coaster ride, that has that long slow ride to the top, filled with anticipation, then theres some swirls, a scream and moan or two ... and its over before anybody knows what just happened, but for some reason we're naked. |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Date, Intimate |