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pudnukker Profile Information

Age 40 From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I am a semi psychotic (ish) goatee sporting artist. I enjoy movies and internet fun. OOO, also love video games, comics, and other nerdish things that would prevent society from pestering me while i am really wearing a tin foil hat near my television so the TV people know where to find me ... so as i may brain them and drink their knowledge... their succulent TV people knowledge. Also i enjoy short walks on long beaches and maiming children ... with long yards of wood from the most romantic of cherry blossom trees. In case you were worried if i have ripped abs, fear not, i will not burden those wishing to cuddle with my meats to have to allow their head to rest upon a stomach of stone ... i have adequately prepared a resting nest of warm, slightly above average, loving chunk.
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Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Anti-social, Comedic, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Theater, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Not having a car, i would have to pick up the date by foot. We would walk to our favorite eatery and ... eat, i would assume. We would do the usual banter, and soon after we have cased and robbed the joint, we would frolic through back alleys to allude any law folk. Perhaps we would meander by the river for the view ... or the beach for the smell of mob-buried bodies recently covered in shallow graves ... because I am a classic romantic at heart.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
having ****in an airport ... not where one can be secretive ... like in the main terminal where there are pretzels and fat kids with balloons.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Wanton destruction? Mayhem? Petting turtles? juggling? I should be serious ... i dont juggle. Does squirrel hunting count? Dont worry i keep it very sporting. I only use a garbage bag and a boxing glove, and i give the squirrels tiny katanas. So far my score is 25-67. Oh and i guess ****should be included. But not the usual kinda **** i like the kinda ****that reminds a gal of a great roller coaster ride, that has that long slow ride to the top, filled with anticipation, then theres some swirls, a scream and moan or two ... and its over before anybody knows what just happened, but for some reason we're naked.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Date, Intimate
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