i will ya! your who! with my lum0s0rb! you should check out these series of stories starring: lil jimmy fetus and rico suave, his pet chihuahua! lil jimmy fetus did not quite make it out of the womb fully developed, but that is not stopping him from enjoying his existence. he lives in a jar & his umbilical cord hangs out the side, where upon rico drags him from place to place. they go on many adventures, like little jimmy fetus gets laid! picture: a jar with a condom over it, and a prostitute squatting down with her gargantuan, gaping ****** hovering over the cap of the jar. all the while rico cowers in the corner from the giant bush! or read: little jimmy fetus & rico suave crash into the world trade center...again!!! it has all the laughs you need on any given day, so check 'em out! my alias...

Gemini

Athletic

5' 10 (1.78 m)

Brown

Caucasian

Never Married

No

Not Sure

Hair

Scarred

Dark Brown

Cat, Dog

No

Some College

Part-time

Student

All Is Calm

Yes - Trying To Quit

Yes - Socially

Average Joe

Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange

Exercising, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cooking, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Tv, Going To A Concert

Troublemaker, Raunchy, Obscure

Agnostic

Never

Socialist

to have the American Dream of moving back to Europe!

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult

Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk

Ancient, Classic, Comic, Humor, Philosophy, Political, Satire, Science Fiction, I Don't Like Reading

since i was about 12, when i first hit puberty, every spring i dye my hair on the top of my head, in my armpits, and my pubes green to signify that even the lushness & decadence of spring has no boundaries when it comes to this man! i use my body as a canvas to give my interpretation as an oak tree. this persists throughout the summer, whilst my hair lengthens to quite the green mop top. when fall hits though, i start to dye my hair yellow, then orange, red, and finally brown. as autumn progresses, i cut and shave bits and pieces of my hair, even the pubic hair, till about mid november when all of my hair is gone, and to the point in which i look like a cancer patient! at that time, i take all of the shavings i have saved and what is left of my hair and glue them to my shoes as to embody the dead leaves from my extremities to the base of this tree. throughout winter, i remain bald & hairless like a newborn babe, so as to represent that my body and soul is as bare as the oak tree i port

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate