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stray_bullets Profile Information

Between Thrill Kill and School Marm?
Age 53 From Portland, Oregon - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Looks fade, fashions change, drugs get boring, and sometimes it's not cool to stack your trunk full of butchered hitchhikers, so the requisite is the ability to peg the laugh meter. I am very witty and funny. But as I have to be relaxed to be that way, I do not expect the woman I meet to be immediately able to do this to me until she herself is relaxed. Hell, it could take weeks.
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Calves
My Hair Is  
Grey
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Boisterous, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Movies, Internet, Gambling, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Drinking casually with an exit strategy.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Panda steaks
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, A Troll, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Goal In Life Is  
To find a goal, but I don't want to spend too much energy on the contemplation part.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic

Taste

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Industrial, Ambient, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Instructional, Mystery, Political, Reference, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Contemplating the lesser mysteries of life.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Oddities, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Tina Fey with heavy black mascara.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate
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