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Age 40 From Tomball, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish, Binary, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
name's chrystal, into crust, grindcore, thrash metal, 80's music, oldies...

i'm looking for others like me, guy or gal. i like to ride bikes, take walks, go to shows, drink, and make stuff. good food and bad jokes are always lovely.

solipsism
Sign  
Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 3 (1.6 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Hispanic/latino, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Other, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Work At Home
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Mother/Student
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s), With Kid(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Friendly, Comedic, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Drinking, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
going to a show, getting trashed and having an all around good time. that's what it's all about, right?
I've Always Wanted To Try  
being peed on, murder, alligator wrestling...
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
To live.
To be Eva Gabor in the upcoming Green Acres movie...
To train hop and bebob
all of the time.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Pop, Industrial, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Music, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Science Fiction, I'm An Author

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I'm looking for friends. Smart, open-minded, tree-hugging, republican hatin, music-lovin, silly ol stinky petes.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend
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