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the_velvet_rage Profile Information

Goddamn it. I'm out of ideas.
Age 37 From Cleveland, Ohio - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, German
I Would Describe Myself As  
A rancorous writer, sometime somnambulist, comfortable cook.
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Kevin Smith archetype
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Friendly, Comedic, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
We'll go get us some coffee and talk. Sound good? Good.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Flourless chocolate cake.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
To have my novellas meet the approval of Stephen King and Neil Gaiman. We will then form a terrifying literary triad, march to Stephanie Meyers' home with pitchforks and torches, and feast upon her still-living flesh.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Industrial, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Poetry, Religious, Satire, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Snuggling my two black cats, Scrambles the Deth Dealer and Alistair Crowley. Also movies, barhopping and being an enormous nerd.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Someone with whom there is chemistry and an attraction; you don't have to have a lot of experience, but you should be patient, open, and willing to show me the ropes. So to speak. Also, those who listen to Dan Savage's podcast will get extra points.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate
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