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I AM THE TERROR THAT FAPS IN THE NIGHT
Age 45 From Los Angeles, California -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Would Describe Myself As | HONEYBAKED IN DA HIZZY! REPRESENT EASTSIDE BURBANK!1!! FAVORITE CLUBS: MALEDICTION AND HELL FAVORITE DRINK: TOP RAMEN FAVORITE SONG: ANY BY AND ONE |
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| Sign | Aries |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Big And Beautiful |
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| My Height Is | 5' 0 (1.52 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Black |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Asian |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Neck |
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| Body Art | Fanged, Secret Piercings |
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| My Hair Is | Bald |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | I Own A Farm |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some High School |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Homemaker |
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| My Speciality Is | Food / Catering |
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| My Job Title Is | PROFESSIONAL GLAZER |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $15,000USD To $29,999USD |
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| I Live | With Pet(s) |
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| At Home | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | Yes - Often |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Quiet One |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Shy, Flirtatious, Strange |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Tv, Dining, Cooking |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Drinking, Playing Dress-up |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | WITH A HAM. PREFERABLY BAKED IN SUGAR LARD DIP AND DRIZZLED WITH HONEY. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | A DEEP FRIED HAMWICH. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Someone They Want To Be |
Views
| My Religion Is | Scientology |
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| I Attend Services | Every Day |
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| My Political Views Are | Socialist |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | I Never Laugh |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | I Wish I Had A Tv |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Documentary |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Poetry, I'm An Author |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Money |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Intimate |
