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therevmaynard Profile Information

Ooh, my head... what a probing!
Age 39 From Chicago, Illinois - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French, Russian
I Would Describe Myself As  
Let's see... Maynard James Keenan makes me feel funny downstairs, my band "The Doctor and Miss Proctor" will not play your Bar Mitzvah, and if I'm not hung over, I'm not doing my job. Having a father in AA pretty much obligates me to destroy my liver in the classic Charles Bukowski way.
I had a friend once with a dinosaur in her pocket, but she gave it away when she was drunk.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
6' 3 (1.91 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Reptile
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Research / Science / Engineering
My Job Title Is  
Mad Scientist, Portal Engineer
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Anti-social, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Music, Movies, Games
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, I'm An Author

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Oddities, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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