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Age 54 From Old Round Rock, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
Always been attracted to the night life. The sun is evil and I try my best to avoid it. :P I like wearing eyeliner and have dark hair to boot. Would love to meet my perfect goth chick to whip me into submission.
Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Reptile
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
I Live  
With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
I'm A Smoker  
No

Personality

My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Playing Dress-up
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Goal In Life Is  
to get a debilitating injury so I can sit at home and collect disability, God willing.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Home & Garden
My Idea Of Fun Is  
playing with razorblades and lemons

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Money
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Intimate, Committed
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