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i am invictus
Age 39 From Baltimore, Maryland - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
hi im Zach aka, the drunkernaught, sir, Mr.Keim, Z.K., Zachary Keim, Cloud, Toto, hey you, the white knight, that crazy goth kid over their, that guy who chokes people out at parties, ect). If theirs one thing i can promise you its that youll never meet another person out their like me ( not to sound conceded but really who else do you know that has slapped their own mother with a ***** cuz they thought it was funny?). my humor is very tung-in-cheek so if you actually talk to me and catch me in a playful mood take no offense to what i say. umm at the moment i go to the gym way way too much (4/5 days a week, about 2 /12 to 3 hours at a clip :P) but at least ill look good for the summer lol. umm...what else o i love martial arts ( currently im really into jiu jitsu), i also love music, meat and more meat, i love bloody red artery clogging meat! but what i love most is making an awkward moment! umm... if you haven't realized it yet im a a spaz soo umm i guess thats it for right now im sure that i could go on about myself indefinitely (cuz i love attention) but im gonna stop her. dont be scared to hit me up and talk to me im a very social and talkative person
Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Muscular
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Arms
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Platinum
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
carpenters assitant
At Home  
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Partying, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fiction, Health, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Philosophy, Religious, Science, Sports, Technical

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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