alright changing things up...me in a box...(i hope it has air holes...suffocation not my style) witty satire however, im down for that.

I obviously cant describe my entire self in this box, plus theres nowhere for fine print i mean jeez...where else am i going to put that im actually a 25 year old who lives in his mothers basement playing world of warcraft and stalking online dating sights...and hopes to name his first son Jesus

If that hasn\'t scared you off yet...than ok...really?Feel free to continue reading.

*Firstly anyone who writes in their \"about me\" that they have a great personality and is a great person, obviously has lots to hide.

*why didn\'t i get a serious stamp? that\'s not cool...in fact its ***ing stupid

*I wonder if its safe to say your a god in bed? i wonder if anyone would believe you? or try to find out?...in all my browsing i have yet to see such information posted...

* im 25 woopee...overrated, drinking is no longer fun once its legal, but im always down for a drink

*Currently employed

*i dunno i guess if you like what you read send me a message.Which is highly unlikely, but if youd like to chat with a member of the male genus with a measurable...ahem...I.Q. feel free to hit me up.


***BIGGEST PEEVE*** if your gonna put yourself out there at least talk, and if your gonna message me please dont make me carry the conversation...i mean seriously

Aries

Average

6' 3 (1.91 m)

Blue

Caucasian

Single

No

Yes

Eyes

Branded, Inked All Over, Other, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo

Brown

No pets

Yes

High School Diploma

Full-time

Sales / Marketing

Sales Marketing

$75,000USD To $99,999USD

With Roomate(s)

There Is Always A Party Going On

Yes - Often

Yes - One Or Two

Class Clown

Loud, Observant, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing

Music, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Theater, Travel, Cars, Camping, Playing Cards, Gambling

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert

my perfect first date would start with a nice dinner, nothing super fancy, but nice, then having nothing else to do sneaking into some park after dark and just sitting under a tree and talking, actual conversation telling stories and just learning about each other, and hopefully the best part... making plans for the next date lol

sky diving

Friendly, Cool, Goofy

Christian

On Holidays

I Don't Like Politics

to make 7 figures a year

Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick

I Don't Like Tv

Action, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller

Rap, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Dance, Folk, Punk

Biography, Music

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity

Someone like myself only in female form

Friend, Date, Committed