Engels, Urdu

This is the sad, tragic story of a clown, known in his younger years simply as Snarky. Snarky’s father, Mr. Snark, was a circus clown from the city. His mother, Mrs. Snark, was born a country clown and grew up making all the farm animals laugh. Rumor has it that Snarky was born a regular, happy clown, with a bright-colored, green-eyed, blue-nosed, and red-lipped face. This was accented by a joyful demeanor. Growing up, he was chastised and made fun of because of his strange appearance. He also played tricks on everyone, which caused him a lot of problems. No one really understood him.
Then, at age 18, tragedy befell him. Nobody knows just what happened, but under mysterious circumstances, he fell out of a window of his two-story house. This appeared to be the end of this jolly clown, but right after he fell to his apparent death, a large lightening strike hit the area. The old happy Snarky was never seen again. In his place, they found a new Snarky. This one was dark, gothic, and mysterious, with a black and white face and shadowy attire. He had a twisted and satirical sense of humor. Almost all the people, especially the babes, loved him. Now and forever, he will be known as Snarky, The Clown Of Darkness.
Oh, yeah, one more thing, I make movies(I'm a movie star--Duh!) with my indie filmaker/directer/producer Johnny Lion.

Steenbok

Athletisch

6' 0 (1.83 m)

Groen

Blank, Iets Anders

Single

Nee

Niet Zeker

Lippen

Overal tatoeages, Iets Anders

Donkerbruinharig

Kat, Hond, Vogel, Exotisch Dier, Vis, Cavia of gerbil, Paard, Reptiel, Knaagdier, Iets Anders, Ik heb een boerderij, Geen huisdieren

Nee

MBO

Voltijd

Onderwijs

Clown of Darkness

Meer dan €150.000

Alleen, Met Huisdier(en)

Is het altijd feest

Ja - Maar zonder tabak

Nee

Klassenclown

Grappig, Feestbeest, Flirterig, Gezellig, Donker, Raar

Knutselen, Films, Theater

Feesten, Slapen, Naar een concert gaan

Some girl with her hands all over me, UH!

Anything!

Vriendelijk, Iemand die ze willen zijn, Cool, Perfect, Gek, Een Flirt

Christelijk

Een keer per maand

To remain The King of all Clowns.

Camp, Slim, Droge Humor / Sarcastisch, Vriendelijk, Gek, Obscuur, Slapstick, Ranzig, Sadistischh

Tekenfilms, Films

Komedie, Animatie, Horror, Ik ben een filmacteur

Rock, Metal, De Stofzuiger, Ik ben een muzikant

Comedy, Horror, Ik ben een schrijver

Clowning around!

Intelligentie, Goed Uiterlijk, Humor, Goeie Vaardigheden, Empathie, Gevoeligheid, Moed, Eigenaardigheden, Spontaniteit, Geld, Macht, Flirterig, Gevatheid, Bedachtzaamheid, Passiviteit

BABES!

Een Internet Vriendje, Vriend, Date, Intimiteit, Vastigheid