angielski, urdu

This is the sad, tragic story of a clown, known in his younger years simply as Snarky. Snarky’s father, Mr. Snark, was a circus clown from the city. His mother, Mrs. Snark, was born a country clown and grew up making all the farm animals laugh. Rumor has it that Snarky was born a regular, happy clown, with a bright-colored, green-eyed, blue-nosed, and red-lipped face. This was accented by a joyful demeanor. Growing up, he was chastised and made fun of because of his strange appearance. He also played tricks on everyone, which caused him a lot of problems. No one really understood him.
Then, at age 18, tragedy befell him. Nobody knows just what happened, but under mysterious circumstances, he fell out of a window of his two-story house. This appeared to be the end of this jolly clown, but right after he fell to his apparent death, a large lightening strike hit the area. The old happy Snarky was never seen again. In his place, they found a new Snarky. This one was dark, gothic, and mysterious, with a black and white face and shadowy attire. He had a twisted and satirical sense of humor. Almost all the people, especially the babes, loved him. Now and forever, he will be known as Snarky, The Clown Of Darkness.
Oh, yeah, one more thing, I make movies(I'm a movie star--Duh!) with my indie filmaker/directer/producer Johnny Lion.

Koziorożec

Dobrze Zbudowany

6' 0 (183 cm)

Zielony

kaukaskie, Inny

Samotny/ Single

Nie

Nie Jestem Pewien

Usta

Tatuaże Na Całym Ciele, Inny

Ciemny Brąz

Kot, Pies, Ptak, Egzotyczne Zwierzęta, Ryba, Myszoskoczki/Świnka Morska, Koń, Gad, Gryzoń, Inny, Jestem Właścicielem Gospodarstwa Rolnego, Nie mam zwierząt domowych

Nie

Studia Licencjackie

Pełen Etat

Rozrywka/Media

Clown of Darkness

Więcej Niż $150,000USD

Sam/Sama, Ze Zwierzętami

Często Urządzam Imprezy

Tak - Ale Nie Tytoń

Nie

Klasowy Klown

Żartowniś, Imprezowicz, Flirciarz, Otwarty, Dark, Dziwna

Sztuka & Rękodzieło, Filmy, Teatr

Imprezowanie, Spanie, Pójście Na Koncert

Some girl with her hands all over me, UH!

Anything!

Przyjacielski, Ktoś Kim Chcieliby Być, Wyluzowany, Ideał, Zabawny, Flirt

chrześcijanin

Raz w miesiącu

To remain The King of all Clowns.

Skrępowany, Mądry, Oschły/Sarkastyczny, Przyjacielski, Zabawny, Ponury, Slapstic, Chłop Ze Wsi, Sadystyczny

Kreskówki, Filmy

Komediowe, Animowane, Horrory, Jestem Aktorem

Rock, Metal, Odgłosy Odkurzacza, Jestem Artystą Muzycznym

Komiczne, Horrory, Jestem Autorem Książek

Clowning around!

Inteligencja, Atrakcyjny Wygląd, Poczucie Humoru, Doskonałe Umiejętności, Empatia, Wrażliwość, Śmiałość, Dziwactwa, Spontaniczność, Pieniądze, Moc, Flirciarz, Dowcipny, Troskliwość, Pasywność

BABES!

Internetowy Znajomy, Przyjaciel, Randka, Intymny, Oddany